Funny Friendship Quotes

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Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. ~Jane Austen

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. ~Arnold H. Glasgow

I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. ~Blaise Pascal

A good friend is cheaper than therapy. ~Author Unknown

Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down." ~ George Carlin

A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers. ~Pam Brown

You can always tell a real friend. When you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Laurence J. Peter

A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one. ~Author Unknown

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. ~American Proverb

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better!" ~ Erin Westbrook

Friends are like melons; shall I tell you why? To find one good you must one hundred try. ~ Claude Mermet

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life. ~ Anonymous

Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life. ~ Anonymous

Attract And Maintain Fruitful Friendships That Will Last A Life-Time