Funny Friend Quotes

Humorous Quotes About Friends and Friendship

No one can make you laugh quite the way your friends can, and there's nothing like sharing a few funny friend quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter.

Here are some of my favorite funny friendship quotes to share with those you love. I hope you enjoy these funny friendship quotes as much as I like sharing them with you!

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. ~ Edwin Arlington Robinson

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ~ Bernard Meltzer

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. ~ Fr. Jerome Cummings

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. ~ Spike Milligan

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. ~Euripides

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. ~Virginia Woolf

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know! ~ Archie Bunker

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! ~ Doug Larson

It takes a long time to grow an old friend. ~ John Leonard

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~Silican proverb

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families. ~Anonymous

'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. ~Charles Lamb

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